Wednesday, May 24, 2006
The Cause of Your Problem Is...
The cause of your problem is:
The Borg Implants are failing.
The Dilithium Crystals need to be rotated.
Paradigm shift...without a clutch
Dew on the telephone lines.
Runaway cat on system.
Mouse has out-of-cheese-error
We are a 100% Microsoft Shop.
Software uses US measurements, but the OS is in metric...
BNC (brain not connected)
The following excuses brought to you by the BOFH Excuses Server
The Borg Implants are failing.
The Dilithium Crystals need to be rotated.
Paradigm shift...without a clutch
Dew on the telephone lines.
Runaway cat on system.
Mouse has out-of-cheese-error
We are a 100% Microsoft Shop.
Software uses US measurements, but the OS is in metric...
BNC (brain not connected)
The following excuses brought to you by the BOFH Excuses Server
