Monday, December 12, 2005
Women and cats....
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
Liked that quote so much, I started thinking about other things they had in common. I then expanded the concept to men and dogs.
Women and cats are alike because:
1. They will do as they please without anyone's approval.
2. They change their minds on a whim.
3. You have to earn their affection.
4. They train you, not the other way around.
5. You have to put up with a load of shit from them.
6. They can be vain.
7. They have claws and scratch.
8. They keep their bodies neat and clean.
9. They are attracted to warmth.
10. They are finicky eaters.
11. They leave little presents for you.
12. They are both intelligent predators.
13. They like to lie in the sun.
14. They need their beauty sleep.
15. They have been worshiped.
16. They have been persecuted and killed in the past due to fear and superstition.
Men and dogs are alike because:
1. They are trainable with the right reward system.
2. They can be easily neutered using the proper procedures.
3. They want to please those they love.
4. They track mud and dirt into the house.
5. They will leave shit everywhere.
6. They drool and slobber on you and your clothes.
7. They both chase females single-mindedly.
8. They go for your crotch almost immediately.
9. They are aggressive to strangers.
10. They don't care what they eat or drink.
11. They like cars and trucks.
12. They are usually more cunning than intelligent.
13. They will keep you awake at night when you wish to sleep.
14. They will pee just about anywhere.
15. They think they own everything.
16. They like to hunt, especially in packs.
Wow I gotta print this off and put it on my refrigerator.
Great post! :)
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