Wednesday, November 16, 2005
What cars do women find sexy?
P. J. O'Rourke
Is what P.J. O'Rourke said true? What cars do women find sexy and stimulating? Is it the Rolls Royce Bentley, stylish, elegant, complete with ample storage space and driver, after a hard, exacting day of shopping along Rodeo Drive? Or is it the Chevrolet Corvette, sleek, fast, svelte, stylish - a 4 wheeled rocket that says, I'm sexy and sensual, catch me if you can, boys? Who knows? As far as pure functionality, the title should go to a motorcycle instead of a car - a Harley Davidson Electra Glide or similar crotch rocket. Any motorcycle is just a very expensive, fast vibrator that gets a woman to her destination while giving her two or three orgasms during the trip! ...And she gets to wear leather, too!
I wrote this satire for a dear friend (the above is dedicated to you, Annie), but I decided I should share it with the world. Suppose it speaks volumes about how I see things.
Thanks John for this hilarious piece of writing. I've just laughed myself to tears!!!!!!
I'm also a big fan of the Metropolitan.
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