Wednesday, November 16, 2005

What cars do women find sexy?

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
P. J. O'Rourke

Is what P.J. O'Rourke said true? What cars do women find sexy and stimulating? Is it the Rolls Royce Bentley, stylish, elegant, complete with ample storage space and driver, after a hard, exacting day of shopping along Rodeo Drive? Or is it the Chevrolet Corvette, sleek, fast, svelte, stylish - a 4 wheeled rocket that says, I'm sexy and sensual, catch me if you can, boys? Who knows? As far as pure functionality, the title should go to a motorcycle instead of a car - a Harley Davidson Electra Glide or similar crotch rocket. Any motorcycle is just a very expensive, fast vibrator that gets a woman to her destination while giving her two or three orgasms during the trip! ...And she gets to wear leather, too!

I wrote this satire for a dear friend (the above is dedicated to you, Annie), but I decided I should share it with the world. Suppose it speaks volumes about how I see things.
jb, the women I know love to walk around. Sometimes we sit down. Then we get up and walk some more. Then we go eat. After that, we stroll.
*LAUGH* Crotch rocket? I've now had my hardest laugh of the day.

Thanks John for this hilarious piece of writing. I've just laughed myself to tears!!!!!!
By the way, I forgot to mention that I think Mustangs are pure sex.
I'm with George - I'd rather walk. But, if it isn't walkable...I've always been partial to the Porsche 911 Targa.

I'm also a big fan of the Metropolitan.
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